Plushie Set

The plague never had a chance against a robe this warm. Eight pieces, one very warm ritual: a 300GSM double-sided flannel robe, a plush beak mask, a belt, two potion vials, a garlic braid, and two rats who have chosen you.

Built for cold apartments, long nights, and people who like their comfort with a little darkness in it. Wear it to answer the door. Regret nothing.

• Oversized drop-shoulder fit, unisex cut, roomy on everyone
• 300GSM double-sided flannel, heavyweight and blanket-soft
• Deep front pockets sized for a phone, a remote, or a small rodent
• Adjustable belt so the silhouette stays dramatic
• Embroidered plague doctor sigils on the mantle
• Plush beak mask, light and soft, easy to breathe and talk in
• Two lengths: Long for full-body warmth, Short for easy movement
• Machine washable. The 1600s never had this.

Almost certainly. It's one oversized unisex cut rather than a size run, so there's no wrong number to pick. Chest measures 37 inches flat, sleeves 27 inches, and the drop shoulder means it sits loose on frames from small to XXL.

The only choice you're making is length. If you're over 6 feet, Long falls closer to mid-calf than ankle, which most people prefer anyway.

• Long is 55 inches and falls to the ankle. Full-body warmth, maximum drama, best for sitting still and being warm.
• Short is 41 inches and falls to the knee. Same fabric, same warmth, easier to walk around and cook in.

If you're buying it to wear on the sofa, take Long. If you're buying it to actually live in, take Short.

Yes. It's soft plush rather than moulded plastic, so it's light on the face and you can breathe and talk normally in it. The strap is elastic and adjustable.

It's designed to be worn or hung on the wall, whichever mood you're in.

• Free shipping across the United States
• Orders ship within 1 to 2 business days
• Standard delivery: 3 to 6 business days
• Tracking is emailed as soon as your parcel ships
• We currently ship to the United States only

• Robe: 300GSM double-sided flannel, 100% polyester
• Accessories: soft plush, 100% polyester, PP cotton fill
• Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron
• Remove the plush accessories before washing and spot-clean them by hand

It's the single most gifted thing we make. It arrives as a complete set, so there's nothing to assemble and nothing missing, and it's the rare gift that gets used every day instead of admired once

Every order is covered for 14 days after delivery. If it arrives damaged, send us photos within 24 hours of receiving it and we'll respond within 24 hours to sort it out.

If the length isn't right for you, message us. We'd rather swap it than have it sit in a drawer.